That is a female, I dress as for Halloween that is not sexy, but could win a costume contest?

Every Halloween, I've won awards for my clothing. I was of Jim Carey in "The Mask" The Man with small head "beatlejuice." Since I am a girl, my friends always ask me how come I'm never female characters? But the truth is that I do not really want anything sexy or slutty because I think it is too! (Especially on Halloween.) But I can not think of a single woman to dress as reasonably identifiable (and rather interesting) to win a costume contest, and is not a sex symbol! If someone have any ideas for me, please let me know!

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